Elmo

Elmo is a regular on Sesame Street, as well as renowned rapper and vocalist. He collaborated with Dubs 'N' Chubs on the track 'Frick-tional Characters (ft. Elmo)' on the 22nd of May 2020, for their fourth studio album: Anger - EP. Elmo is a controversial figure, with the feature on the album being cited as a trigger for violent tendencies and unlawful connections, including affiliation with the $esame $treet Gang Gang.

Kicking of a Dog
In June 2020, a viral video surfaced of what appeared to be Elmo kicking a small crusty white dog into a garbage truck which passed him by on the sidewalk. This provoked anger from fans, who saw Elmo as an innocent children's TV show character. It also surprised fans to discover Elmo was not even a puppet, and was a result of a failed genetic experiment attempting to merge Clifford The Big Red Dog with Winnie The Pooh.

The dog was recovered with minor injuries and a mild concussion, and Elmo was forced to pay damages by Judge Big Bird of Sesame Street Court.

Shooting of the Teletubbies
After his feature alongside Dubs, Elmo developed a deep hatred for all those called out in the track. The first mentioned were the Teletubies; Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po. Elmo pointed a gun up at the sun and demanded to be told the location of their little hill in the field. He found the location, and stomped on Noo-Noo until his hoover broke. Elmo proceeded to kneecap each individual Teletubby, stole their supply of tubby custard, and left the building. The teletubbies survived, and with their television bellies were able to record to entire encounter and take Elmo to court for attempted murder and theft.

Court Hearing
Elmo was indicted on four counts of attempted murder, and one hundred and seventy counts of theft. In the hearing, it was revealed that Elmo had enlisted the help of Cookie Monster to stash the goods after the theft. Elmo showed no remorse in court, proudly shouting: "Elmo has no regrets! Elmo will always be three! Give me two hundred years! Elmo still be three! Elmo have become death!".

Elmo pleaded not guilty, to intentionally prolong the court process, before the jury found him guilty on all counts. Elmo was sentenced to 180 years in federal prison, with no opportunity for parole. He is currently serving his sentence in Happy Jolly Fun Time Prison in Sesame Street.