Loudface

Loudface (also known as Da Hall Monitor, Fortnite Queen, Gherkin and Swagicide) is widely regarded to be one of the greatest lyricists in musical history, with her bars concerning world politics, social activism and ethics of farting in a car with the windows up. Some of her raps have been sent into space, in the hopes that distant civilisations will hear the music and become our friends.

She appeared on two Dubs 'N' Chubs tracks, the most of any collaborator: ' Into You and  'Welcome to 2021'. Her verse on Into You' is stored in the British Library alongside the Magna Carta given its cultural significance.

Arrest in Mozambique
In March 2017, Loudface was arrested in her hotel in Maputo after reports of the possession of illegal firearms and explosives. When authorities checked the room, they found a single laptop with text on it. Hours passed, and a second wave of police entered. It was discovered that anyone who looked at the laptop would perish. Loudface was the only person who could see the laptop and be unaffected.

She revealed that this was the 'bar to end all bars' and that simply bearing witness to it resulted in a disastrous breakdown of the pysche, and subsequent deterioration of a human being's nervous, immune and movement systems.

When asked to explain the bar, Loudface simply answered: "it involves Mario Kart Wii, I'll tell you that much."  

 

Film career
Along with her music career, Loudface has also been involved in the production of many blockbuster movies. She is most known for playing the Detective in the Martin Scorsese film 'The False Murder', and its consequent remakes, such as 'False Murder but backwards'. She is also credited with editing an episode of the Jack Pilkington Show.

Notable lyrics
"They call me the bear, because I stick to the tree"

"Red shell, green shell, red shell, red shell, OW OW, now a bomb."

"Sorry to interrupt the discussion // I can do the L dance and the Orange Justice"

"Heard him say he likes Fortnite // Jump up and say: 'Yeah me too!'"